The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "Man Of the House, King of the Castle."
He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You wil wash my
back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my
feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, "The frickin' funeral director would be my first guess."
He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You wil wash my
back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my
feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, "The frickin' funeral director would be my first guess."
-Mezz