OK, so the other day wife and I are driving down Hwy 42 (two lanes, 55MPH) to Green Bay, and there is a Buick going 48 miles an hour in front of me. So, I decide to pass. Normally no big deal, but the wife's pickup does have that neat sounding Chevy V-8 under the hood, so I stick my foot all the way into the front grill! I am just standing on it! OK, in the left lane, roaring down a 2 lane road, car comes over the hill and "BAM" the radar detector starts screaming. Yessir, I am in the left lane flat out staring at a sheriff's deputy. BUSTED! This is gonna be expensive! So I pull over off the Highway, roll down the window, and by the time he catches up to me I have my license, registration, and insurance papers all ready.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" he asked. "Yeah, I was speeding" I replied. " How fast do you think you were going?" he wanted to know. "Well", I said "I was passing a Buick going 48 miles an hour, I figure I was doing about 75."
"No", he replied, "I caught you at 79! I'll be back in a minute, let me see what I can do."
Well, after what seems like an eternity, he comes back with a piece of paper blowing in the wind, and I know this is one very expensive speeding ticket. He hands it to me and says "You are the second person to be honest with me today, and it makes my job a whole lot easier when people tell the truth. Here is your warning, now slow down!"
Man, I thought I was gonna hug him through the window!! This would have been $300 and half my points. Hooweee! I owe a deputy a favor....
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" he asked. "Yeah, I was speeding" I replied. " How fast do you think you were going?" he wanted to know. "Well", I said "I was passing a Buick going 48 miles an hour, I figure I was doing about 75."
"No", he replied, "I caught you at 79! I'll be back in a minute, let me see what I can do."
Well, after what seems like an eternity, he comes back with a piece of paper blowing in the wind, and I know this is one very expensive speeding ticket. He hands it to me and says "You are the second person to be honest with me today, and it makes my job a whole lot easier when people tell the truth. Here is your warning, now slow down!"
Man, I thought I was gonna hug him through the window!! This would have been $300 and half my points. Hooweee! I owe a deputy a favor....