Pray for Snow

[skutr]

A PRAYER FOR CHRISTIAN SNOWMOBILERS

Dear God, we thank you for your goodness towards us, and for sending us your Son Jesus. Thank you for my family and friends. Thank you for my wife for allowing me to buy another sled (or two). Thank you for allowing me to get away with the family (or the guys). Thank you for your loving kindness, grace and mercy.

Now, Lord - about the lack of snow and lack of cold temperatures. We humbly ask that you would cover most of Wisconsin & the U.P. with a horrific snow storm, the likes of which we have not seen in fifty years, accompanied by extreme and devastating low temperatures.

Freeze up thy lakes oh God, and all thy waterways. Spare the cities from harm dear Lord, but blast the countryside into next Tuesday with your fury. Pour out your wrath in a mighty display of howling wind and deep fresh snow.

We thank you in advance oh God, for your mercies. We all promise, and covenant with you oh God, to be better husbands, and better fathers. We promise to be more generous, drink a little less beer (maybe), and be more forgiving with our friends and neighbors.

We also promise God, to ride safe and sober this winter... for real ...

Amen.

 

[indy_500]

amen!

 

[catcrazy]

amen

 

[skutr]

I told you so - Prayers do work

 

[lenny]

good!

 

[skutr]

Ok boys (& girls) it's prayer time.

 

[bigvin]

Bring It!

It must have worked!
The line for getting pounded went farther North.
Me a Happy Camper.
Thanks God!

 

[peppermill]

Nice prayer. Let's pray it is going to work. Amen Everyone have a great weekend of fun but please ride safe.

 

[hamburgchf]

Very nice I like that

 

[jr37]

I've got nothing going on, if we receive the fury into Tuesday.

I liked the prayer, and so did the wife. We hope this one is answered.

AMEN!

 

[lh7018]

Very nice prayer. Seriously.
Not so seriously though, I'm pretty old and would have to translate this to traditional Latin to go along with all the other prayers I learned in Latin from the nuns at school many moons ago. Anyone know the Latin word for snowmobile?

 

[Brad8888]

Very nice prayer. Seriously.
Not so seriously though, I'm pretty old and would have to translate this to traditional Latin to go along with all the other prayers I learned in Latin from the nuns at school many moons ago. Anyone know the Latin word for snowmobile?

Braaaaapimus Maximus?

 

[lh7018]

A VOTUM PRO SARCALOGOS BRAAAAAPIMUS MAXIMUS
Dear Deus , nos gratias ago vos pro vestri bonus versus nos, quod pro transporto nos vestri Filius Jesus. Gratias ago vos pro meus prosapia quod amicitia. Gratias ago vos pro meus uxor pro sino mihi emo alius sled ( vel duos ). Gratias ago vos pro sino mihi impetro absentis per prosapia (vel guys). Gratias ago vos pro vestri loving pietas, venia quod clementia. Nunc, Senior super penuria of snow quod penuria of gelu succi. Nos summisse scisco ut vos would occulto potissimum Visconsin & V.P. per a horrendus snow tempestas, amo quorum nos non validus video vidi visumin quinquaginta annus , comitatus per extremus quod vastatio mugio sicci. Congelo sursum thy lacus oh Deus , quod totus thy flumen. Parco civis ex vulnero carus Senior, tamen flatus rus in tunc Tuesday per vestri rabies. Effluo vestri ira in a validus propono of ululatus ventus quod profundus vegetus snow. We gratias ago vos in provectus oh Deus , pro vestri mercies. Nos totus spondeo , quod conventio vobis oh Deus , praesto maritus , quod melior abbas. Nos spondeo ut exsisto magis probus , imbibo aliquantulus minor beer (abide), quod exsisto magis indulgeo per nostrum amicitia quod vicinus. We quoque spondeo Deus, ut veho tutus quod non madidus is hiberna… pro verus…
Amen