Peg : Ooh baby! Is that a nightstick or are you just happy to see me?
Al : It's a nightstick, Peg, and I'm not afraid to use it!
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Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg.
Peg : Why, no Al.
Al : Good!
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Peg: Al, I want sex.
Al: Well, so do I. But I don't see the need to bring you into it.
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Marcy (Sitting naked in her hot tub): Al Bundy, what do you think you're doing?
Al: Going blind if you stand up!
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Peg: Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.
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Peg: Al are you gonna miss me?
Al: Well I can't until you leave.
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Roulette Dealer: I like a man whose is on top of things.
Al: And I like a woman with things on top
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Peg: Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or...
Al: B!
Al : It's a nightstick, Peg, and I'm not afraid to use it!
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Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg.
Peg : Why, no Al.
Al : Good!
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Peg: Al, I want sex.
Al: Well, so do I. But I don't see the need to bring you into it.
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Marcy (Sitting naked in her hot tub): Al Bundy, what do you think you're doing?
Al: Going blind if you stand up!
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Peg: Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.
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Peg: Al are you gonna miss me?
Al: Well I can't until you leave.
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Roulette Dealer: I like a man whose is on top of things.
Al: And I like a woman with things on top
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Peg: Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or...
Al: B!