So the TV News Reporter asked the guy on the street.
"What would you do if someone broke into your home with the intent to harm your family?"
The guy replied, "I'd call 8-1-1."
The Reporter responded, "You mean 9-1-1."
"No", the guy replied, "8-1-1, I'd want to know where it's safe to dig a hole for the body."
"What would you do if someone broke into your home with the intent to harm your family?"
The guy replied, "I'd call 8-1-1."
The Reporter responded, "You mean 9-1-1."
"No", the guy replied, "8-1-1, I'd want to know where it's safe to dig a hole for the body."