Snowmobile Lies

[gary_in_neenah]

I saw a T Shirt today with the Top Ten Lies that a Snowmobiler will use. Here's a few that I recall...

The Ice is thick all the way across.

Ya, you've got plenty of gas to get there from here.

Follow me, I know where I'm going.

But Honey, our club always holds our meetings at Hooters.

We'll be there in ten minutes, maybe twenty, no more than an hour.


I've heard a couple of those myself...Feel free to add some of your own.

 

[jmvette427]

honest honey, its only gonna cost a hundred bucks for parts LOL

 

[gary_in_neenah]

The Dealer said I could bring it home for a couple of days just to see if I like it.

 

[fishcrib]

Honey, I know how much you hate that 2 stoke smoke smell in the garage, I should probably buy one of the new 4 strokes for you.

 

[camphappyplace]

If you let me buy this new sled, I won't need another one for 10 years.

 

[fredster]

Buying a new sled will be way cheaper then rebuildling the old one.....

 

[polarisrider1]

It cost less than therapy!!! really!!

 

[wilson]

...i found this brand new sled at a garage sale....it was too good to pass up!!!

 

[mikes99ss]

my sled does 125 mph......Easy

 

[Iowarider]

Map, we don't need no stinking map!

 

[peter]

Its a business trip.

 

[2sewings]

My drinking club has a snowmobile problem...

 

[Trees4Traction440]

we're not lost...we're just "twisted around"

 

[skiroule]

Oh, you said we needed a new BED.

Those warning lights are always wrong.

 

[indy_500]

I own the shirt LOL It's $5 from Fleet Farm

 

[catalac]

Yeah. You gotta use the oil from the manufacturer!
Yeah right!

 

[rmk4ever]

No, really its just a 440 with a pipe.

 

[rv245]

I won it off a $10 raffle ticket.

 

[favoritos]

We will only be gone a couple of days . . . unless something goes wrong.

 

[Madmachz]

my sled does 125 mph......Easy

I'd say this is the most used of all!!!! Lol. Especially on Craigslist!!!