Lenny,
You gotta love it when you ask a serious question, and all you get is comedy...........................
Here's how I do it;
1) Remove the entire rear suspension assembly (4 bolts)
2) Remove chain-case cover, & gears
3) remove speedo side bearing cover (3 bolts)
4) slide the drive-shaft towards the speedo side until it drops down out of the chain-case, then remove from the sled
The speedo side bearing is pressed on, I use a pit-man arm puller to remove it, but a claw-type puller should work, or hammer if need be.
Press, or with a suitable size socket, block of wood, press, install the new bearing onto the drive-shaft, remember to have ONE 3-bolt bearing flange on first
While it's apart, I would replace the bearing(s) AND seal in the chain-case side as well.
Hope this helps