[FONT="]A man was telling his buddy : "You won't believe what happened last night.
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[FONT="]My daughter walked into the living room and said : Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my house key away, and throw me out. [/FONT]
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[FONT="]Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, " - she actually said that?"[/FONT]
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[FONT="]"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. [/FONT][FONT="]She actually said [/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT]
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[FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="] "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Elizabeth Warren’s Presidential Campaign." [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT="]My daughter walked into the living room and said : Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my house key away, and throw me out. [/FONT]
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[FONT="]Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, " - she actually said that?"[/FONT]
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[FONT="]"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. [/FONT][FONT="]She actually said [/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT]
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