Husband’s call to his wife:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving work. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was pretty bad but I think it'll be OK. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."
Wife’s Response:
"Who the **** is Paula?"
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving work. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was pretty bad but I think it'll be OK. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."
Wife’s Response:
"Who the **** is Paula?"
-Mezz