Women Umpires
- They are better at sweeping up home plate: It will be so much more neat and tidy.
- Managers won't bother arguing with umpires since they know they'll lose: Managers will simply say "I'm sorry" and move on.
- Doesn't hurt to get hit in the boobs: We think.
- Women are never wrong so female umps are always 100% accurate: It's truly remarkable.
- Players will stop using profanity since a lady is present: No more potty mouths out there.
- Their superior laundry skills can help get the stains out of uniforms: A solution at last.
- All the players will get juice boxes after the game, win or lose: Then off to McDonalds in the Mini Van!