Things you may hear on the 4th of July.

[gary_in_neenah]

1. (BLAM) What the heck was that!

2. You kids, don't feed the dog ice cream. He gets the scoots.

3. Somebody run to Walmart, we're out of (fill in the blank)

4. I think you need WAY more lighter fluid on there...

5. M80's? That's all you got?

6. One of them hot dogs fell on the ground, I forgot which one.

7. One of you kids, go get Dad a beer.

8. Whoa, that looks like a short fuse....(BLAM) What the Heck was that!

9. Just park it on the neighbor's yard, they won't care...

10. Hey Dad, the policeman wants to talk with you out front...


Add some of your own and have a safe and fun 4th of July everyone!!

Gary

 

[polarisrider1]

1. Roll him around a bit til the fire goes out.

 

[vx700xtc]

Of coarse I put in the drain plug!,

 

[doomsman]

Of coarse I put in the drain plug!,

OK did you undo the staps on the back of the boat?

 

[gary_in_neenah]

a few more

"Obviously the guy in front of us has never backed a boat and trailer into the water before".

"Does this look like Poison Ivy to you"?

"Yes sir officer, I was just tryin to keep up with the other traffic".

 

[ezra]

So you been drinking today?step out of the car/boat sir!
sorry park is closed state workers layed off.so why are you working? to protect you from entering the park.

 

[Dave_B]

I don't think that's such a good........nevermind

The meat is supposed to be red in the middle!

Crap! Where's the hose!!!

Of course I'm drinkin'! It's noon somewhere!

Michael!!!! Would you leave your sister alone!!! (today and everyday )

Ugh! I think I might be late for work tomorrow....

 

[mxz500rider]

Hold my beer and watch this sh*t.

 

[ilindy]

How about:

Hello, Mr./Ms./Mrs. Veteran - Thank you for your service.

 

[gary_in_neenah]

There's the best one yet!

 

[Dave_B]

I agree but that's something I would say, not hear.

Oh, Thanks to ALL the VETS for giving us the ability to live the way we do!!

 

[thebreeze]

Backflip!

 

[Skylar]

"Naw, don't worry about it, all the the neighbors love fireworks going off until 2 A.M."

 

[mrsrunningbear]

I don't think that's such a good........nevermind

The meat is supposed to be red in the middle!

Crap! Where's the hose!!!

Of course I'm drinkin'! It's noon somewhere!

Michael!!!! Would you leave your sister alone!!! (today and everyday )

Ugh! I think I might be late for work tomorrow....

OMG Dave I choked on that one! lol

How about..

Throw more candy!

My child didn't get any candy!

Run under the groomer and get the candy!

 

[fcat700]

Its ok honey…what could go wrong?

 

[vx700xtc]

ok did you undo the staps on the back of the boat?

ooops!

 

[polarisrider1]

Ooooh! Aaaaah!

 

[doo_dr]

I thought I had the emergency brake on when I got out of the truck to launch my boat!!!!

If it's legal to buy fireworks why can't I shoot them off???

I thought no wake meant after dark!!!

 

[xcr440]

How about going Skiing on the 4th of July?

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/faith/52127222-78/snowbird-lake-salt-tram.html.csp

 

[Cat600]

Looks like we have to take _______ to the hospital again.