Time for a joke...

[jr37]

A blonde heard that a milk bath would make her beautiful. So she left a note for the milkman to leave her 25 gallons of milk.

The next day the milkman saw the note, and thought it must be a mistake and that the blonde meant 2.5 gallons.
He knocked on the door to ask if the note was right or if she meant 2.5 gallons. She said it was correct, she wanted 25 gallons.

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde replied, "No, just up to my b@@bs, I can splash it on my eyes."

 

[jr37]

Jim and Earl are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer, when all of a sudden Jim says,

" I think I'm gonna divorce the wife, she hasn't said a thing to me in 2 months"

Earl leans over and spits his chew, takes a long drink of his beer and says,

"You better think it over, women like that are hard to come by."

 

[Sweep800]

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe
that..... 2:30 am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

 

[Sweep800]

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.