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"Noah"
"What?"
"This is god"
"Riight"
"I want you to build an ark"
"Riight. What's an ark?
"I want you to build it 300 cubits by 50 cubits by 30 cubits"
"Riight. What's a cubit?"
"And I want you to gather up all the animals in the world by twos, male and female, and put them in the ark."
"Riight. Am I on candid camera?"
paraphrased Bill Cosby routine about Noah and the ark.