Wasn't That A Party?

gary_in_neenah

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A guy throws a party at his house and it gets kinda crazy with booze, loud music and most people he didn't even know.
By two in the morning, things are dying down and he turns in for the night.
The next morning he comes down the stairs to an incredible mess. Broken lamps, chairs upside down, someone's underwear in the sink.
And some guy lying on the kitchen floor, passed out from too much fun.
"Ok Buddy, time to wake up and go home." He picks the guy up but he just falls over in a heap.
After several attempts to get him to stand and to get him in the car he manages to get his address and off they go.
They pull up in front of the drunk's house and the guy immediately falls out of the car onto the sidewalk.
After much effort, he manages to almost drag the guy up the sidewalk and rings the doorbell.
The guys wife comes to the door with a look of relief upon her face.

"Oh Lenny, where have you been?"

"And where's your wheelchair?"

 
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