SOCIALISM; You have two cows and you give one cow to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM; You have two cows and you give them to the government. They might give you some milk in return.
FACISM; You have two cows and you give all the milk to the government and they sell it and keep the money.
NAZISM; You have two cows and the government shoots you and takes both cows.
ANARCHISM; You have two cows. Keep both cows and steal another cow.
CAPITALISM; You have two cows, sell one and buy a bull.
COMMUNISM; You have two cows and you give them to the government. They might give you some milk in return.
FACISM; You have two cows and you give all the milk to the government and they sell it and keep the money.
NAZISM; You have two cows and the government shoots you and takes both cows.
ANARCHISM; You have two cows. Keep both cows and steal another cow.
CAPITALISM; You have two cows, sell one and buy a bull.