Well, that explains it...

gary_in_neenah

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SOCIALISM; You have two cows and you give one cow to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM; You have two cows and you give them to the government. They might give you some milk in return.

FACISM; You have two cows and you give all the milk to the government and they sell it and keep the money.

NAZISM; You have two cows and the government shoots you and takes both cows.

ANARCHISM; You have two cows. Keep both cows and steal another cow.

CAPITALISM; You have two cows, sell one and buy a bull.
 
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