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"Me and my brother used to think that drowning in beer would be like going to heaven. Now he's not here, I've got two soakers.....this isn't heaven. This sucks!"

We have a winner!

You are not alone, my friend.

No, but close. Same star, different movie.

Home Alone. This one's easy, but I love it. Especially when listening to certain politicians. "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a...

Bingo!

Nope.....think 1863.

Nope. Hint: It's sung. And closer to "Oh my Lawd, Lawd, Lawd, Lawd...." and involves hand clapping.

Caddyshack "Oh my Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.... oh my Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord....mmm hmmmm"

I've also watched it many times. Been there more times than I can remember, but never get tired if it. "Buzzard's gotta eat, same as a worm".

Apollo 13? "Bayonets!"

Bottom line (yeah, I'll get flamed but that's okay) : If you don't drink and ride, you never have to worry about having too much, and/or finding yourself in this situation.

No, I pay top-dollar for my oil, so it MUST be the best!

Mobil 1 0w-40

We're still waiting for winter to start. 😕

Orange puma bad, eh!

Where's Ezra? 😉

Just a scientific guess here, but maybe swamps give off a little heat because of all the decaying matter in them, and thus take longer to freeze? 🤔

You're a smart guy. I knew you'd see the light one day. 😎

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals ! 🎅☃️🌨️❄️🍻