rocketman356
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Yaa can doo 1 of 2 things either ingore the a hole or just shoot him.
Bad Neighbor
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polarisrider1
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Good fences make good nieghbors.
Never thought of it that way, make sense, I have both.
I like the idea that ezra has, I do believe this ahole is going to have a great deal on craigslist. He called the cops on me today and told them that he and his wife feel threatened, the cops showed up at my work to question me. I told them all about the troubles that me and the neighbor have had, the cops are getting sick of him too. The officer told me that this guy spends more time down at the station complaining than the people that work there. It will be just a matter of time before he gets nailed for a false police report. Today I found out where my lot lines are from an employee of the city because ol butt wipe thinks he has the right to park in my driveway, little does he know there is a row of boulders that separate his yard from my driveway and some of them are on my lot. He had these rocks put in because he was having problems with the last people that owned the house, I am going to make him move them.
arcticgeorge
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Move and rent your place if you can....
My buddy Craig had a neighbor across the street he hated and he said if he ever hit the lottery he would buy BOTH houses on either side of the neighbor he didnt like, run a rental add in the city paper and rent each home to some people he wouldnt like......to put it nicely.
My buddy Craig had a neighbor across the street he hated and he said if he ever hit the lottery he would buy BOTH houses on either side of the neighbor he didnt like, run a rental add in the city paper and rent each home to some people he wouldnt like......to put it nicely.
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Neighbors lie, but video doesn't...
Go to Menards and buy a home security camera kit for $300. Install the cameras on same side of the house as the problem neighbor. Make sure the cameras are VERY visible and cover the property line from front to back. If possible, install a monitor in a window so it can be seen from outside (just like in the stores).
These types thrive on intimidation and get their kicks getting away with it. Once he sees the cameras and knows that whatever he pulls will be caught on video, chances are he'll leave you alone.
Go to Menards and buy a home security camera kit for $300. Install the cameras on same side of the house as the problem neighbor. Make sure the cameras are VERY visible and cover the property line from front to back. If possible, install a monitor in a window so it can be seen from outside (just like in the stores).
These types thrive on intimidation and get their kicks getting away with it. Once he sees the cameras and knows that whatever he pulls will be caught on video, chances are he'll leave you alone.
Dsbasecamp
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Go to Revenge .com/ special chapter on bad neighbors / and will give you insight on how to handle them with tact and stay out of jail... I just moved 376 miles away... Good Luck
Neighbors are funny.
When I was young I rented an apartment on the rough side of town. Down the hall a couple guys were dealing, and across the hall a gal was hookin. This is "for sure" after we moved we saw a deal went bad in there and all were on the news. But everyone was always nice to me and my roomate, friendly, helped move in etc, etc. Once we figured out what was really going on, we moved though.
Bought a house - "nice" older couple next door (As everyone else tells me?), all they did was want to tell us what we could and couldn't do. And that the house was already fixed up, why do anything.
And on the other side we are on the 6th family in 21 years. Every single one moves in and decides to dispute the property line with me. There is no doubt where it is, I can always find the property line stakes the 1st family I lived next too paid for.
I guess what I've learned is I must be "That" guy.
When I was young I rented an apartment on the rough side of town. Down the hall a couple guys were dealing, and across the hall a gal was hookin. This is "for sure" after we moved we saw a deal went bad in there and all were on the news. But everyone was always nice to me and my roomate, friendly, helped move in etc, etc. Once we figured out what was really going on, we moved though.
Bought a house - "nice" older couple next door (As everyone else tells me?), all they did was want to tell us what we could and couldn't do. And that the house was already fixed up, why do anything.
And on the other side we are on the 6th family in 21 years. Every single one moves in and decides to dispute the property line with me. There is no doubt where it is, I can always find the property line stakes the 1st family I lived next too paid for.
I guess what I've learned is I must be "That" guy.
I'm the guy with the dog - Just thought of that.
Yep - that's me. I have a black lab that loves the neighbors. We have a fenced back yard so that isn't a problem. The issue is when I'm in the garage and he plays shop dog. He'll pick a spot and lay down. As soon as I look away he's gone. He goes to the neighbor on my right - an older lady who feeds him treats. Then his visits the neighbor across the street. The he wanders to the neighbor on my left and scratches at their door so they can let thier dog out to play. If that doesn't work, he goes to the second house on my left until their son comes out. Then I hear "Hey mister I've got your dog." Or "Hey mister, I had your dog in my house and was feeding him my toast." Then I get "Hey mister, can I have your dog." The kid is probably 4 or 5. It's hilarious. It's a good thing the dog comes when I call him. Luckily I've got great neighbors. I've talked to most of them and they don't mind. I also pick up after him though and have a beer fridge in the garage.
Yep - that's me. I have a black lab that loves the neighbors. We have a fenced back yard so that isn't a problem. The issue is when I'm in the garage and he plays shop dog. He'll pick a spot and lay down. As soon as I look away he's gone. He goes to the neighbor on my right - an older lady who feeds him treats. Then his visits the neighbor across the street. The he wanders to the neighbor on my left and scratches at their door so they can let thier dog out to play. If that doesn't work, he goes to the second house on my left until their son comes out. Then I hear "Hey mister I've got your dog." Or "Hey mister, I had your dog in my house and was feeding him my toast." Then I get "Hey mister, can I have your dog." The kid is probably 4 or 5. It's hilarious. It's a good thing the dog comes when I call him. Luckily I've got great neighbors. I've talked to most of them and they don't mind. I also pick up after him though and have a beer fridge in the garage.
yamahauler
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maddogg..that is funny...my dog I had years ago did the same thing. We lived in the country and the when everyone was gone, she would stroll across the road to the neighbors for a treat, then down to another neighbor for some leftovers. We told them what she could have and not have...then she would stroll back through the woods and her path. It was about a 2 hr ordeal. They all loved her though.
cortland_crew
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I had the same problem as a lot of you have a neighbor from **** , Parks in front of my house with tires in my yard , Never mows maybe once its past his knees he might , Then this spring he put up a trampoline right at the lot line next to our bedroom window when he has the whole yard to put it in, kids are out there at 7 am screaming and yelling tried talking to him just ignores me
my friend from work gave me a bottle and told me to pour some in his car window at night and on the trampoline and that will solve my problem well one night a week ago it was go time I crept though the darkness with bottle in hand (even the one my buddy gave me) made my way to his car and bingo window was open so I opened to bottle to pour some in and omg I almost puked this stuff is death in a bottle after regaining my composure and wiping my mouth off ,I poured some in then made my way to the back yard trampoline and poured it all over it by this time im five pounds lighter and eyes were watering I started running back to my safe zone just as I thought I had accomplished my mission I forgot about the wife's new rose bush she planted by the front walk way well needless to say ouchhhhhh!! I crowed like a 5 am rooster lol...(at 1 am) and the liquid I had left went all over me well needless to say the wife was pissed cause her rose bush was on its way to space and I smelled like liquid *** yup you all read right LIQUID *** . that's what my buddy gave me and said would work well ....After 4 -30 min showers and a bottle of the wife's perfume I was ready to see if my mission was a sucsess ....low and behold when he got in his car for work I saw him spring back out and start yakking in his yard like a drunken sailor (or just like me about 5 hrs earlier) he didn't even make it to work that day then around 7 am the kids came to play on there new trampoline and hmm they kept playing on it for like an hr guess it didn't work I thought but once inside after playing I could here yelling and saw the kids run out of the house with the mom not far behind screaming to get undressed out side and get in the showers well all and all my plan worked later that day my neighbor asked if I heard anyone out side that night I said no but I think someone was around cause my wife's rose bush was in the street all in all it was a payback that worked for me its called liquid *** and believe me it works very well ..... just just my point of view
my friend from work gave me a bottle and told me to pour some in his car window at night and on the trampoline and that will solve my problem well one night a week ago it was go time I crept though the darkness with bottle in hand (even the one my buddy gave me) made my way to his car and bingo window was open so I opened to bottle to pour some in and omg I almost puked this stuff is death in a bottle after regaining my composure and wiping my mouth off ,I poured some in then made my way to the back yard trampoline and poured it all over it by this time im five pounds lighter and eyes were watering I started running back to my safe zone just as I thought I had accomplished my mission I forgot about the wife's new rose bush she planted by the front walk way well needless to say ouchhhhhh!! I crowed like a 5 am rooster lol...(at 1 am) and the liquid I had left went all over me well needless to say the wife was pissed cause her rose bush was on its way to space and I smelled like liquid *** yup you all read right LIQUID *** . that's what my buddy gave me and said would work well ....After 4 -30 min showers and a bottle of the wife's perfume I was ready to see if my mission was a sucsess ....low and behold when he got in his car for work I saw him spring back out and start yakking in his yard like a drunken sailor (or just like me about 5 hrs earlier) he didn't even make it to work that day then around 7 am the kids came to play on there new trampoline and hmm they kept playing on it for like an hr guess it didn't work I thought but once inside after playing I could here yelling and saw the kids run out of the house with the mom not far behind screaming to get undressed out side and get in the showers well all and all my plan worked later that day my neighbor asked if I heard anyone out side that night I said no but I think someone was around cause my wife's rose bush was in the street all in all it was a payback that worked for me its called liquid *** and believe me it works very well ..... just just my point of view
cat_man_mike
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The best advise I can give is fight fire with fire. Go to your village hall and get a copy of all of the village ordinances First, make sure you are not in violation of any of them. Then start looking for any ticky tack, B.S. ordinance he is in violation of and report him. This will be sure to drive him nuts because he sounds like the kinda guy that thinks he could never be blamed for doing anything wrong.
Bad neighbors are bad news. A former neighbor of mine has an assault charge to his name after whacking my grandfather with a shovel because he didn't like how he was using the snowblower.
I wish I could find a story I read about this family that lived out in a farming area. The farm next door sold and a subdivision went up. Next thing the family knew, their nearest neighbors in the sub started complaining about how the original family was breaking HOA rules, despite the fact that their house was NOT part of the HOA in the new sub! Was quite hilarious actually.
failing to find that, here's a song that deals with annoying neighbor behavior.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh3o1_whqu4
I wish I could find a story I read about this family that lived out in a farming area. The farm next door sold and a subdivision went up. Next thing the family knew, their nearest neighbors in the sub started complaining about how the original family was breaking HOA rules, despite the fact that their house was NOT part of the HOA in the new sub! Was quite hilarious actually.
failing to find that, here's a song that deals with annoying neighbor behavior.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh3o1_whqu4
Professor PC
Banned
look....here what you do.....all legal like....start by buying 50 pound bags of bird seed...then like 7 wind chimes....hang windchimes (really loud long ones work the best) in areas that are visible to birds and will keep them away from you roof and trees.....now start feeding the birds like crazy....50 pound sack a week....the windchimes WILL KEEP ALL BIRDS OFF YOUR PROPERTY after feeding on seed....they will go next door and sit on his wires or deck or trees and **** living **** on him.....soon his lawn will look like snow from all the bird****.....so that will be an extra plus 4 u......he does anything and let em know you mean business....start feeding squirells and possums and soon....he will have to move from WILD AMERICA...possums and squirells you attract with TOMATO PLANTS on the fence on his side...plant near property line and animules will take spent and chewed tomatoes to his side to eat and discard...sounds like summer gonna be fun time in you neighbor hood
Well this jerk is out to p--- me off again, the girlfriend got up this morning after I left for work, she went to open the curtains to let some sun in and there he was on the side of the road taking pics. in my yard. I don't really know what I have that he is so interested in and wants pics of but he was pacing back and forth trying to get a look at something and there's nothing to look at. He just can't keep to himself so this weekend I am going to sit out in a lawn chair right next to his yard on the edge of the property line with a video camera on a tripod and drink beer and wait to see what he has to say. When he cuts his grass the back yard borders my driveway so I can sit and watch him mow the lawn too, he has a big back yard so I have lots to watch, maybe just staring at him with a beer in my hand will creep him out I hope so.
polarisrider1
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Looks like way to much fun for me.
indy_500
Well-known member
PR1, you should see the nice school lot next to me now! they just killed a whole acre of grass! looks like HE11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that mulch pile still hasn't moved. this weekend they're supposed to be planting trees, i might just take the muffler off my weed-eater and walk around and "trim" lol then i might blast the radio and turn on some opera or something haha. this is going to be fun!