My brother is a groomer and loves time in the cab more than riding. It goes back to his farming days. Anyway, he has many of the same stories as you have mentioned. The number of idiots in this sport are amazing. His best one I recall was when he was "building" a base in a ditch with the plow in front. He was in the middle of this process and the sled could not wait to pass. The sled "jumped" the pile of snow, but it was not square. The sled turned sideways in the air and landed on the pavement on its side. The guy was alright, but sled was in pieces.