Jokes you have played on your sledding buddies

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snow_monkey

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With the season right around the corner I am looking for new jokes to play on my winter friends when it is time to ride. The first year I had my new sled I pulled up to the pump to gas her up and my buddy threw a spare boggie wheel near my track. I was out crawling around my track while they were in the party store drinking hot chocolate!!!!
 
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maddog24

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Pulled plug wire off friends sled when he wasn't looking (kind of mean) Watching him try to start sled for 5 minutes (priceless)
 
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440_chazz

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One guy in our group is a real douche and he will always when he wants to cock off will spray snow from his track into our faces or he would hit the kill switch on one of our sleds while we were waiting for him and then he would take off. Meanwhile one of us is yanking on the sled to get it started again while he is the next mile down.
 
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elf

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It's always fun to just shut off someones gas. They can look forever for that.
 
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mach1mike

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One time I was riding up around twin lakes, I gobbled down a big pasty at Krupps then took off into some power lines. Well, about a half hour later my innerds started to rumble and ended up shizzing all ova my sled bibs. I pealed off the undies and strapped 'em on my buddies handle bars.
 
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doospunk

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- armour all the seat
- Bend one of the vertical metal contacts (on a skidoo key) over so it touches the main contact on the bottom of the key. (Will take forever to figure out what's happening)
- Pull your buddies key when he's stopped in the deep stuff, and get everyone to pull up next to him and pin it. (Works best when the back end of your track is pointed at his counsel.) WOrks really good when the windshield coves the guages cause snow packs in there nice and tight.
- (Need an infant for the ammo) - Cook a dookie diaper on your buds pipe/can!
- loosen one plug wire so it misfires and performs like a 1 lunger
- Move his sled to the other side of the establishment without him knowing, and return the key to it's original spot.
- Put your buds key in a gallon jug or something else with water after your done riding for the day, and freeze it.
 
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arcticgeorge

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Without him seeing....pour a 32 oz bottle of green Gatorade under his sled and say "aw man your leaking antifreeze bigtime!"
 
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ezra

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bring a tarp if you have a few guys take the guys sled [who partied way to hard the night before and is sleeping in]3or4 guys pick up his sled tip it sideways so it will fit in the cabin door carry it in to the cabin take off for a few hours he will never sleep in again.if you can set up the cam on your lap top and watch him on your phone at breakfast all the better
 
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tomk

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when ur on the trail, swap sleds with one of your buddies, get out way ahead so you have some time, nose the sled up to a tree, prop the hood open, and just before they come around the corner throw some snow on the exhaust and get on the ground in some "hurt" position, wait and try not to laugh.
 
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peter

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Last year or year before we made a sign that said "I'm gay and I love c@#k" stuck to a buddies trailer he drove about 200 miles with that sign. We also put a rainbow sticker on his sled.
Also tried getting a girl that was missing a few teeth we met at bar to come to cabin early morning to jump in bed with a friend and cuddle a little and tell him that was the best night ever. Someone had mentioned this joke last year, so we tried but did'nt work but we will try again.
Disconect trailer from truck at a fuel stop wacth them drive away.
If easy to do remove his hood or something from sled make it look like it got stolen.
 
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hamburgchf

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Many years ago after a late nite of booze[not while we were riding] at 2 am we dragged a friend of mine out of his cabin in his shorts out into the snow good thing he had a good personality or we may not have been friends after that,but to return the favor when I woke up in the morning I could not find my sled, well right out front of our cabin was this big pile of snow with a couple of small snicker bars on top [which at the time I loved snicker bars] and under that pile was buried my Sidewinder, all in fun we have had many good experinces over the years.
 
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Firecatguy

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be careful the entire "pull plug wires off" thing can bite ya in the BUTT!!!!I know...jokes like that are no longer tolerated in my group!!!!!entire weekend shot from some silly business, 3 sleds down for the count cuz of one guys humor!!!!!!take note doospunk!!!!killswitch is one thing but to pull plug wires is another all together!!!!!!!
 
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doospunk

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Firecatguy said:
be careful the entire "pull plug wires off" thing can bite ya in the BUTT!!!!I know...jokes like that are no longer tolerated in my group!!!!!entire weekend shot from some silly business, 3 sleds down for the count cuz of one guys humor!!!!!!take note doospunk!!!!killswitch is one thing but to pull plug wires is another all together!!!!!!![/QUOTE

What happened? Do tell. Ya better find a good lock for that hood of yours!! jk ;o)
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mtb1115

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... Chicken bullion cubes in the shower arm (was afraid to try Paaz egg dye), refill the little shampoo bottles with somting like syrup, 3 AM wake up call from front desk or battery opperated alarm clock hidden or a wireless door bell can be fun, de-magnatize the room key so they don't work, turn batteries around or insulate contacts on tv remote
 
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michaeladams

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there's alot of things i'll tolerate,but, mess with my sled on vacation and we got problems.that is why i will never mess with another mans sled. do unto others i always say and what goes around comes around.
 
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snow_monkey

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X'2 on the gatorade. I will send pics when my buddy comes out to jump on his firecat. I still owe him one for the boggie wheel trick when I rode my new sled for the first time.
 
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