Minnesotans Logic
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Firecatguy
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Firecatguy
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Im all about Peace.....
thunderstruck88
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Ours in Ohio has something to do with men and sitting around orange barrels and them being our state flower .. they are always in bloom lol
caged_beagle
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I'm pretty sure Aino & Toivo had this conversation a long time before Sven & Ole......put the four of them together though, and that's a fist full of stupidity!
How to determine a REAL snowmobiler :
-Prays for snow every night.
-Turns on the Weather Channel first thing every morning.
-Curses the Weather Channel second thing every morning.
-Doesn't like to be passed under any circumstances.
-Wants a new snowmobile every year.
-Would rather ride than watch the Super Bowl.
-Wishes he could forget about the speed limit.
-Feels that no snowmobile suit is ever out of fashion, or too dirty to wear.
-Would never admit to being tired out when riding with buddies.
-Has no trouble choosing between an aftermarket pipe, or a new couch for the living room.
-Is about as friendly as a grizzly bear when someone "high marks" him.
-Refers to standing around as "wasting daylight."
-Thumb twitches when snow is forecast.
-Enjoys the smell of two-cycle exhaust and the sound of revving engines.
-Carries enough odds and ends in his "possibles bag" to make it home, regardless.
-Views a heavy, fresh snowfall as an invitation to paradise.
-Considers burgers, fries and malts a delicacy.
-Can locate gas stations like a coon dog on a hot trail.
-Considers his exact sled width when approaching two trees, out of control,
and careening downhill.
-Always knows (with GPS precision) which way is back.
-Prays for snow every night.
-Turns on the Weather Channel first thing every morning.
-Curses the Weather Channel second thing every morning.
-Doesn't like to be passed under any circumstances.
-Wants a new snowmobile every year.
-Would rather ride than watch the Super Bowl.
-Wishes he could forget about the speed limit.
-Feels that no snowmobile suit is ever out of fashion, or too dirty to wear.
-Would never admit to being tired out when riding with buddies.
-Has no trouble choosing between an aftermarket pipe, or a new couch for the living room.
-Is about as friendly as a grizzly bear when someone "high marks" him.
-Refers to standing around as "wasting daylight."
-Thumb twitches when snow is forecast.
-Enjoys the smell of two-cycle exhaust and the sound of revving engines.
-Carries enough odds and ends in his "possibles bag" to make it home, regardless.
-Views a heavy, fresh snowfall as an invitation to paradise.
-Considers burgers, fries and malts a delicacy.
-Can locate gas stations like a coon dog on a hot trail.
-Considers his exact sled width when approaching two trees, out of control,
and careening downhill.
-Always knows (with GPS precision) which way is back.