The "Super Bass-O-Matic '76" (Below edited from the actual bass-o-matic skit scripts)
Spokesman: How many times has this happened to you? You have a blizzard, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare to remove it from your drive. You could scale the snowbanks, remove the snowbanks, ankle to belly button, and serve the snowbanks as you would would any other blower. But why bother, now that you can use this amazing new outdoor tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, snow-lovers, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use your time with no time wasted, and without scaling, cutting or gutting.
Here's how it works: Have a snowstorm, attach the auger, and giv'er-n-go - that's the driveway - into the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Now, adjust the control dial so that the super bass-o-matic throws the snow so far into the woods that it looks like it has been blended just the way you like it. Yes, it's that simple!
Super Bass-o-Matic '76 - it's clean, simple, and after five or ten minutes, it gets to be quite a rush! Super Bass-o-Matic '76 - you'll never have to scale, cut, plow, or shovel again!