poRkyPine

famousguy

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Does anyone here remember the hilarious posts from user poRkyPine on trailconditions.com? This is going back about 10 years. Just wondering if anyone remembers those posts.
 

Marty

New member
Yes, porkypine was great, always winning a race somewhere. Purposely mis-spell everything, his posts were a riot! Nash would have a field day with him.
 

ragsled

Member
Where did he go?

I miss the Tiges Bar Old Style racing team, it's the whole reason I started drinking Old Styles when I am UP north (after the sled is put away).
 

famousguy

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Well, those posts were all from my brother. He started them just to mess with me.
Last week he died of a heart attack. I sure will miss his humor!!!
 

skiroule

Well-known member
It's funny you should ask because I've also been wondering the same thing. Rumor had it that he was from the Ontonagon area but I don't know if this was ever proven.

Some people used to actually get upset at his mangling of the english language but many, including myself, believed it was done intentionally. Most of his posts were hilarous accounts of the high speed antics of him and and his buddy Fuzzball but one post in particular was a marked change from his previous posts and was written in perfect english. He claimed it was being written by his daughter because he didn't "rite tu gud" but I suspect it was really him.

Apparently he had come upon the scene of a snowmobile fatality while riding. His post described some of the details of the scene and he finished by saying: "I could just cry". It was a somber change from his previous posts and not what you would expect to hear from Porkypine. I've never forgotten that post and I'm not sure I ever remember another post by old Porky.
 

skiroule

Well-known member
Well, those posts were all from my brother. He started them just to mess with me.
Last week he died of a heart attack. I sure will miss his humor!!!

I'm very sorry to hear about your brother. He messed with a lot of people with his posts. I guess I'll never know if he wrote the final post that I read but I'm going to choose to believe he did.
 
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famousguy

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He told me that he had printed all of those posts and saved them. Since he has now passed away, I asked my sister in law to give those printed copies to me when she finds them.

I may have to share some of those classic quotes when I get my hands on the copies.

BTW, when he reffered to fuzzball, he was referring to me.
 

skiroule

Well-known member
He told me that he had printed all of those posts and saved them. Since he has now passed away, I asked my sister in law to give those printed copies to me when she finds them.

I may have to share some of those classic quotes when I get my hands on the copies.

BTW, when he reffered to fuzzball, he was referring to me.

"Fuzzball",

By all means, please post some of his gems. So was it your Cat that "coughed up the fur ball"?
 

arctiva

Member
Wow that site and the post's by porky sure bring back memory's.
I remeber when that site was the spot for trailconditions well except for porky's post those were just for LaUghFs LOL
 

famousguy

New member
Here is a picture of the real porKypine. This was back in 1994 when the we rode our sleds from the Mackinac Bridge to Minnesota and back.
 

Skylar

Super Moderator
Staff member
Sorry for your loss Famousguy. I remember him also, it was always a riot reading everything he wrote!

Someday I will find the SEKRET SPOT!
 

skiroule

Well-known member
Great picture of your brother. You'd never suspect he was the infamous PorKYpine. He left a lasting impression. Thanks for sharing this with us.

Mackinac to Minnesota and back? Mighty impressive!
 

snobuilder

Well-known member
Sorry Famousguy,...your brother was too young to leave us,...I wasn't on JD back then but would love a good LOL....God Bless his memory.
 

famousguy

New member
Glad to see people enjoyed the humor. I just found the last post he made as porKypiNe. Enjoy this little sample for those who did not see them before.


"u godDa bee kidddeN faG gy. meean da Guis and mY dog diK raod t0 da sEEKrIt spot 4 tO days an Jist got Bak. IT ws awesOmn sePt bOne hEds piLes fLared uP a gen aNd dat slOwed uS downn. bOne heD ws boRn wiTh a bUm keEster ya no. mY doG Dik ate somten rOtten i tink it Was a skwirll and he gOt rEEl sik. hE ws sLeepen oN da dAvenport wit fUzZ baLL an vOmmEeteD on em. maN o Man wAs fuz BalL maD cAuse Wat evR diK PuKeed up sMeled baaaD an we GoT nO watR at dA seEkriT spOt.

oH ya ROdNey is Bak to wItH a nOther Ardik KAt. aN git dis, He FoUnD a vIsa kard daT wks For gas. WeE roAd oBer 400 mIles In 2 dAys aN hd Freee gas. KoOl eh.

pP"
 
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