Quotes to remember

[polarisrider1]

What quotes are worth remembering.

"Damn...... this Harley was a bad investment " As said by no one.

 

[polarisrider1]

"Those are real? Right?" As said by me.

 

[Dave_B]

"We all may as well have another one. They haven't started that Ski Doo yet"

 

[polarisrider1]

"We all may as well have another one. They haven't started that Ski Doo yet"

Haha! We both said that!

 

[fusionfool]

"My luck is so bad, I could fall into a box of tit's, and come out sucking my thumb." Larry the cable guy

 

[Go Fast or Go Home]

If it isn't broke---Modify it until it is broke

 

[whitedust]

Always liked "The Way Out" by Poo bad choice of words IMO then the Yam "Game Changer" for EPS was a good laugh as well.

 

[gary_in_neenah]

I just saw this one today...

“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up, it knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed.

Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve.

It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."

 

[polarisman_98]

Famous last words... "Hey guys, check this sh** out!"

 

[fish633]

If it has t---s,tires or a track it's gonna b trouble.
If it fly's,floats or-----,rent it.
I would rather be sole owner of a row boat than 1/2 owner of the queen mary.

 

[Woodtic]

"Could you hold my beer,while I give that a try?"

 

[dcsnomo]

"It is not THAT the wind is blowing, it is WHAT the wind is blowing"

-Ron White start at 4:00 http://youtu.be/ClQuI8ds_dg

 

[600_RMK_144]

Hey, guys, watch this...

 

[600_RMK_144]

"We all may as well have another one. They haven't started that Ski Doo yet"

Good one!

 

[misty_pines]

"Stop Global Whining" as seen on a sign at the Comet Theater in Cook, MN. Made me chuckle.

 

[polarisrider1]

Good one!

There is quite a story behind that one.

 

[eagle1]

"I don't suffer from insanity.......I enjoy every minute!"
" Better to be judged by 12 then carried by 6."
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning"

 

[eagle1]

Oh and... "just one more... then I gotta go."

 

[bigvin]

"Life is like a pencil,....."
The longer ya use it, the shorter it gets
You can only erase so many mistakes
Most of the time it is pointless.

Saw that one the other day,.... thought it was interesting!

 

[skutr]

Saw this on a bumper sticker a few years ago, "Fat chicks are harder to kidnap!"