Quotes to remember

[jr37]

My wife hates this one,

"You have to keep the peace to get a piece".

 

[skidont]

This one and 2 more and I am outta here

 

[Lost Sheep]

"So I said to myself"......self?!?!

 

[chords]

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" Why is there never enough time to do a job right ....

But always enough time when you have to do it over "

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[xcr440]

Goodfellas, in the kitchen.......

"Ooooooohhhhh, alright."

 

[eao]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

 

[timo]

ain't that the truth!

"Life is like a pencil,....."
The longer ya use it, the shorter it gets
You can only erase so many mistakes
Most of the time it is pointless.

Saw that one the other day,.... thought it was interesting!

 

[timo]

the two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

 

[gary_in_neenah]

A couple from WC Fields;

"Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."

 

[mezz]

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. "unknown." -Mezz

 

[mezz]

This is one that I am hoping will catch on with the masses & soon: "When the people fear their government, there is tyranny. When the Government Fears the People, There is Liberty". "Thomas Jefferson." -Mezz

 

[mezz]

One more, an oldie but goody, "Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?" "George Carlin". Told ya it was an oldie.-Mezz

 

[Rupp Collector]

9 out of 10 guys who tried Camels....................... preferred women.

 

[Rupp Collector]

Those that have a fifth on the 4th, don't come forth on the fifth.

 

[jedoyle]

Quoting George from Seinfeld, "Just remember it isn't a lie if YOU believe it"!

 

[snobuilder]

" I do what the voices inside my wifes head tell me to do"... T-shirt author.

 

[Hoosier]

Could use a little more cowbell.

 

[catdog]

Rehab is for quitters.

 

[Northstar]

Enough money and dynamite you can do anything!

 

[MZEMS2]

One ya don't wanna hear in the winter: "Man, it's rainin' like a cow pi$$in' on a flat rock out there"