Quotes to remember

[toolmaker]

Women! Can't live with them.........Pass the beer nuts.
Famous words to live by from Nom Peterson.

 

[Woodtic]

Please don't eat or lick the large breath mint in the urinal.

 

[cummins]

don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

[mezz]

It's all mind over matter,,,, I don't mind & you don't matter. Drill Sargent, US Army, Fort Leonard Wood, MS,-Mezz

 

[jr37]

Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow.........................or somethin like that.

 

[chris_schauer]

If Momma Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy

 

[soxfan3]

"It's better to be PI**ED OFF than PI**ED ON."

 

[jebjk1]

"All tools are hammers, except screwdrivers... which are chisels."

 

[polarisrider1]

"All tools are hammers, except screwdrivers... which are chisels."

Love it! so true.

 

[polarisrider1]

I found it in the last place I looked.

 

[bonnevier]

If you can't duct it....f*ck it!

 

[ss440]

"If your not first, your last" - Ricky Bobby

 

[boardin]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

 

[frnash]

"Buy 'em books, and buy 'em books, and all they do is eat the covers."

(By special request from Polarisrider1.)

 

[polarisrider1]

"Buy 'em books, and buy 'em books, and all they do is eat the covers."

(By special request from Polarisrider1.)

Not sure why, but it makes me laugh!

 

[Dave_B]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm sorry but, that's funny.

 

[jmvette427]

LIFE is like a roll of toilet paper: the closer you get to the end the faster it goes !