Signs that your wife drove the car last.

[gary_in_neenah]

1. You were buried beneath an avalanche of empty Starbucks cups when you opened the door. - Yup, probably your wife.
2. There's a mailbox in the radiator - Always a telltale sign.
3. Taylor Swift is still playing on the radio - Obviously, you would never...
4. Hub Caps on the two front tires are missing and it looks like Antlers in the grill. "Oh Dear".
5. The front is smashed, the airbags are deployed, fluid is leaking out the bottom, and it's currently being towed - Subtle, but a strong indicator.

Sound like anybody you know. Yeah, same here!​

 

[lofsfire]

You forgot the car is "out of gas" and the car is making a "weird noise and there are lights on the dash that look like a little engine picture, but I just kept driving..."

 

[gary_in_neenah]

...and that's when the argument started.

 

[wiscrev]

You forgot the car is "out of gas" and the car is making a "weird noise and there are lights on the dash that look like a little engine picture, but I just kept driving..."

Most women don't know that they are allowed to buy gas! [paraphrased from Bill Engval]