To TOOT or not to TOOT

[900kingcat162]

Question for all the guys out there. When is it NOT ok to pass gas? As men, I think this is a God given right. We should be able to let er rip whenever we feel the urge. But some people frown on this. So I am asking you, the JD universe your thoughts.

 

[yamahauler]

LOL, great thread.

I say if thy balls are big enough, let r buck whenever and wherever you want.

On a side note, if it ends of hanging around so thick that the person next to you is turning green because you won't let them roll the window down, well
that might border on crossing the line. Until the wife hits you in the head with a shoe, it is good to go.

Here is a funny story. Over Christmas time you can make a video from Santa online for your kids or an adult. You get to pick the topics and what not to tell Santa
what you want him to say. Anyway, I made one for the wife and I made it so she was on the naughty list. Funny thing was the reason is because she farted too
much in bed. Needless to say, my daughter laughed a lot and reminds her about it all the time, lol.

 

[srt20]

WOW do we need some SNOW!!


Im married, so I do it whenever the need arises.......unless a super hot chick is around.

Stores isles tend to be fun.....

 

[xcr440]

Escalators are the best place!

 

[windingtrailgal]

LOL @ the thread!

As a mom of 3 boys and the adult boy I married, I've tried to make sure they understand the home is a safe haven for letting them rip...but please announce so we can gas mask on up (shirt over the nose!) If in public? Well, try to be at least a little bit polite...but really? How am I gonna stop the funny factor of grossing people out in public?!

We all know, admit it or not, that farts ARE funny!!

 

[trailshredder]

I have used the crop dusting approach to clear sales racks at K-Mart so my wife could get in there to see what was on sale True story.....lol

 

[chadlyt]

I have used the crop dusting approach to clear sales racks at K-Mart so my wife could get in there to see what was on sale True story.....lol

Can't believe i am replying, but I have used the crop duster approach too, but I usually leave the wife in an isle and cropdust an empty one. Then i watch some poor shoppers go down that isle and watch for reactions. then my wife doesn't want to be seen with me so i am sent to the car.

 

[440_chazz]

WOW do we need some SNOW!!


Im married, so I do it whenever the need arises.......unless a super hot chick is around.

Stores isles tend to be fun.....

Walk'n farts are the best because no one knows who done it, except the wife but she is not a person. LOL. JK.

 

[chords]

I tucked a remote controlled fart machine under the couch one xmas. I would wait until someone got up or shifted around a little. First it was looks around, , then nasty looks around, then accusations and anger of who the culprit was.

 

[900kingcat162]

i get hollered at all the time by the wife for grunting them out. Go figure. but when they do it, they call it 'fluffing', cuz women dont fart. I admit i dont rip em out in church or during sex, but pretty much any other time and place is fair game!

 

[windingtrailgal]

Can't believe i am replying, but I have used the crop duster approach too, but I usually leave the wife in an isle and cropdust an empty one. Then i watch some poor shoppers go down that isle and watch for reactions. then my wife doesn't want to be seen with me so i am sent to the car.

Well, that's one way to not have to shop!

 

[samc]

When ever, especially in Elevators Or you have the guy in the office who crop dust all day long, I hate that guy.

We need snow bad!

 

[jbammon68]

Worst thing that ever happened to me while riding...I let a real vile emanation escape..promptly found its way up my bibs, coat and balclava...and into my full face helmet...where the airflow was perfectly recycling for several minutes...I had to pull over and lift the visor....

nothing like dusting yourself!

 

[nic]

I can't believe I am replying. My husband is in the 'farts are funny' crowd- I am not. Gross me out. I understand everyone has to fart (anyone ever see those books? everybody poops)- but still gross. Worse yet- I have 2 daughters- 3 and 5- and they think farts are hilarious (thanks to Dad)! My baby girls, ripping a$$ and laughing hysterically. I'll admit though- that, is funny.

 

[jd]

I challenge anyone to be around Huck when he's got it going on and not fear for their life!

-John

 

[cuzzinolaf]

Why do you think all of the off-trail riders stand up?

 

[dooforme]

Its better to bear the shame than to bear the pain!

Wherever you be, let your wind blow free.

 

[russholio]

Can't believe i am replying, but I have used the crop duster approach too, but I usually leave the wife in an isle and cropdust an empty one. Then i watch some poor shoppers go down that isle and watch for reactions. then my wife doesn't want to be seen with me so i am sent to the car.

I would consider being sent to the car as a good thing, if it meant not being forced to shop.

Does not apply, of course, if said shopping is being done in Home Depot, Lowe's, Bass Pro Shops, etc.

 

[Deleted member 10829]

I have used the crop dusting approach to clear sales racks at K-Mart so my wife could get in there to see what was on sale True story.....lol

Better than the pepper spray that lady used on people in CA during the big sale. She wanted everyone out of her way!

You gotta love a thread title like this! It grabs your attention and everyone takes a look at it.

 

[yamahauler]

True story....when I was younger, my dad, mom, and I were in Menards walking down an aisle. My dad was about 6 feet ahead and all of a sudden lifts is right foot off the
ground about 3 inches and tries to squeak one out but it was nice an loud and long. At the end he shakes his leg and keeps on walking. Yes, there were other people in the aisle and the look on their faces was priceless. My mom and I can't breath cause we are laughing so hard. I will never forget it and it gets brought up to this day and that was probably 10 yrs ago.