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csf

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after a hard night ,or day,or week of drinking,you must fart with caution, or you could end up with something called ROTAGAHEELYA. This happens when you THINK you have to fart, but sh#t instead.It runs down the back of your leg,into your shoe(or snowmobile boot)and ROTS the heel of your sock out!
ROTAGAHEELYA
 
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amazza76

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For me, the sugar free Reese's PB cups you can get at walgreens insures an eventful evening. Something about the fake sugar lights me up. As a kid, I never could figure out why my father's farts sounded so different from mine. Now I know...you develop muscular control to combat the potential sharts and it changes your "tone."
 
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russholio

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This thread has enlightened me far more than any discussion about oil, hand signals, signs, drinking & riding, off-trail vs. on-trail, stand-up vs. sit-down, permit costs, etc., ever could!
 
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rjgoniea

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Interestingly enough, my involvement in this thread has led to fart related google ads on sites I'm visiting today. I'm guessing I'm not alone in that. That is some REALLY specific marketing there. :D
 
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switch07

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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do we need SNOW or what?.........But as long as we are on the subject, my most embarassing time occured at church no less. About 25years ago my wifes' family had a memorial mass for their deceased father. My wife could not make it due to work and I said I would make sure to go. Well after a very hard night of consuming all sorts of bar food and beer I showed up at church with a very loud rumbling stomach. I decided to sit way in the back by myself in case of an accidental relases of toxic fumes. Well as to be expected shortly after the start of mass, I was in my own little world of pain and suffering. It just would not stop and my eyes were watering and I could hardly breathe. This went on for the better part of the service and when the priest said "peace be with you" and everyone started shaking hands I just stood there in my own stench. The next thing I knew someone was tapping me on my shoulder and had their hand out to offer me a sign of peace. This poor fellow had slipped in behind me sometime during mass and had endured my rath. As I turned to him, I looked up red as a beet, and it was the Mayor of Manitowoc. Needless to say, he did not stay until the end of mass. I still think back on that chuckling and wonder what he was thinking........


Ok lets get back to winter now guys.....
 
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7707

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switch07 said:
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do we need SNOW or what?.........But as long as we are on the subject, my most embarassing time occured at church no less. About 25years ago my wifes' family had a memorial mass for their deceased father. My wife could not make it due to work and I said I would make sure to go. Well after a very hard night of consuming all sorts of bar food and beer I showed up at church with a very loud rumbling stomach. I decided to sit way in the back by myself in case of an accidental relases of toxic fumes. Well as to be expected shortly after the start of mass, I was in my own little world of pain and suffering. It just would not stop and my eyes were watering and I could hardly breathe. This went on for the better part of the service and when the priest said "peace be with you" and everyone started shaking hands I just stood there in my own stench. The next thing I knew someone was tapping me on my shoulder and had their hand out to offer me a sign of peace. This poor fellow had slipped in behind me sometime during mass and had endured my rath. As I turned to him, I looked up red as a beet, and it was the Mayor of Manitowoc. Needless to say, he did not stay until the end of mass. I still think back on that chuckling and wonder what he was thinking........


Ok lets get back to winter now guys.....
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Confusious says,,,, He who farts in church,,,,sits in own pew !

3 pages of farts, we realllllly need snow !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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700classic

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Thanks everyone! It was one of those days, but after reading all three pages,I was LOLing and wiping the tears from my eyes( from laughter, not fumes)! I too have a dog that produces noxious omissions without much effort.I don't know what it is that turns it bad, but the food I fed doesn't ever smell that bad!:eek:
 
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windingtrailgal

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700classic said:
Thanks everyone! It was one of those days, but after reading all three pages,I was LOLing and wiping the tears from my eyes( from laughter, not fumes)! I too have a dog that produces noxious omissions without much effort.I don't know what it is that turns it bad, but the food I fed doesn't ever smell that bad!:eek:
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Proof positive that farts ARE funny! Sorry you had a bad day...but glad the JD comedians could help ya out! :D
 
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900kingcat162

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glad I could lighten things up a bit and make everyone laugh. Laughter ISthe best medicine and we all could use a little more these days. Dont let this thread die out yet as I am sure there are many more stories to be told. God Bless.
 
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