There is something extra nasty about dog gas. My dog did not have it often, but when he did, it was like the smell you get when you step in a freshly dropped pile of dog doo.
As for myself, I'm usually a follower of the Shrek Doctrine: "Better out than in, I always say!"
But I do at least try to be discrete in public. Not by holding it in, mind you, just by not making noise. My wife is amazed at two things about me, the odor I can generate, and the ability to do it silently pretty much at will. A lot harder to get blamed in a crowd when they can't hear it coming.
