As a matter of fact, y'all will be overjoyed (or dissapointed [sic]?) to learn that I have recently been seriously contemplating a
New Years [the required 'apostrofie' deliberately omitted]
Resolution. No more futile attempts at edjumacation [sic][SUP]1[/SUP].
As the saying go's [sic]:
"If ya can't beat 'em, join em!"
Henceforth I will strugle [sic] to refrane [sic] from posting much of anything, scrupulessly [sic] avoiding offering any "spelling or grammer [sic] lessen's [sic]" in particuler [sic][SUP]1[/SUP].
In my (hopefully)
rare future posts, I will insted [sic] strive to employ sum [sic] of the quaint, unique spelling and grammer [sic] lessen's [sic] I've gleaned from thi's [sic] sight [sic], including insuring that nearly every ocurrence [sic] of the letter 's' is preceded by an "apostrofie" [sic]; especially
plural form's [sic], but certainly
never in possesive's [sic].
As old abe said:Well I sure's 'hail' am old enough, so I will henceforth do my best to lern [sic] from my better's [sic].
[[SUP]1[/SUP] Paitsi jos paholainen saa minut tekemään sen! (kuten Flip Wilson sanoisi).]