I wonder which is worse, that "moonshine", or liquid charcoal (a.k.a.Scotch) — how can anyone possibly drink that, and enjoy it?
At least scotch has an "air of civility" about it. It has a label and a brand name, the shine has a piece of duct tape with XXX on it. If scotch was a relative, it would be your old uncle Jake in the tweed sport coat, you might not want to spend a lot of time with him, but he follows social conventions. The shine is like the bastard half-wit son of your trailer trash cousin Miranda. He's loud, obnoxious, and you will catch him going through your wife's underwear drawer, or worse...yours!
A buddy gave me this 1.5l bottle of shine 3 years ago, I gave it to another friend this winter, and it is still half full. He wants to give it back, sorry, no returns!