Why does it take 7 min. to make minute rice?

snoeatr

Member
Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?

Why are hotdogs sold in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8?

Why don't we ever see in headline "Psycic Wins Lottery."
 

frnash

Active member
<font color="0000ff">snoeatr:
"Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?</font>
'Cuz he gets richer and you get 'broker'?
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mikeh906

New member
Why do peaple call a water heater, a "Hot water heater", when it heats cold water? Because we all know that common sense, is not very common.
 

booondocker

New member
Why do they call it a weather report, when the primary purpose is to forecast the weather, and a report is to say what has happened in the past?

"and here's John with the weather prediction for today...take it away, Johnny..."
 

mezz

Well-known member
When my wife asks me to take something out of the freezer for supper so it can unthaw. I tell her if I am trying to unthaw something, it goes into the freezer. Kind of pisses her off....-Mezz
 

mezz

Well-known member
By the way, freez, I think if that were me I would be calling guinness book, & mrs bob, too much! Ezra, that was a classic, you folks are funny!-Mezz
 

upbarleyboy

New member
If it take 7 minutes for you to make minute rice, just put the rice in 6 minutes sooner and PRESTO-you again have minute rice
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booondocker

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Say, maybe that's why they have --hard rice in china---....nobody can read the instructions, and they are under cook'n the stuff???
 
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