cuzzinolaf
Active member
With all of this Bigfoot talk, I’m starting to feel squatchy, and am feeling the need to organize an official hunt sometime in 2017. There is conflicting evidence as to when it is best to spot Mr. Bigfoot, where to spot him (or her), and many other specifics that need to be discussed. This official charter, also known hereafter as, The John Dee Bigfoot Club (JDBC), Est. 2017, has now come to official order.
We will need to be organized, need the proper tools, and will definitely need a great leader. Due to his excessive knowledge, I think it makes the most sense to nominate Mr. Tracker as the President of this group. He has a ton of experience and knowledge about Mr. Bigfoot, been on the hunt for many years; cares about Mr. Bigfoot’s best interest, and has demonstrated himself to be true friend of our squatch friends. Anyone who disputes this, please come forward, and post your reasons why he shouldn’t be president.
Since John Dee has members across the US, we’ll need to thoroughly vet the rest of the organization. Due to his very vocal skepticism, I think Mr. MRBB should be the official skeptic of the group. He has years of knowledge on battling Mr. Tracker, they’ve developed a love/hate relationship, and the entertainment factor alone makes Mr. MRBB the perfect fit for this position.
I have no opinion on the rest of the leadership team of this organization and leave that to the rest of YOU to decide. We’ll also need to figure out the necessary field work positions, a dedicated event organizer, and social media expert to push our agenda in the Upper Midwest.
Welcome to the JDBC, please let your friends know about this club, and post any and all questions. And know, Donald J. Trump supports this club, and YOU should too.
We will need to be organized, need the proper tools, and will definitely need a great leader. Due to his excessive knowledge, I think it makes the most sense to nominate Mr. Tracker as the President of this group. He has a ton of experience and knowledge about Mr. Bigfoot, been on the hunt for many years; cares about Mr. Bigfoot’s best interest, and has demonstrated himself to be true friend of our squatch friends. Anyone who disputes this, please come forward, and post your reasons why he shouldn’t be president.
Since John Dee has members across the US, we’ll need to thoroughly vet the rest of the organization. Due to his very vocal skepticism, I think Mr. MRBB should be the official skeptic of the group. He has years of knowledge on battling Mr. Tracker, they’ve developed a love/hate relationship, and the entertainment factor alone makes Mr. MRBB the perfect fit for this position.
I have no opinion on the rest of the leadership team of this organization and leave that to the rest of YOU to decide. We’ll also need to figure out the necessary field work positions, a dedicated event organizer, and social media expert to push our agenda in the Upper Midwest.
Welcome to the JDBC, please let your friends know about this club, and post any and all questions. And know, Donald J. Trump supports this club, and YOU should too.
-Mezz