HAAAA! I had my 1974 DT125 stolen out of my old apartment parking garage two years ago. Guy was too stupid to know that it had the fuel petcock off. Only made it about 2 blocks and left it on the side of the road, made me do a double take when I was coming home from work.
That's funny.
I had a bud who had an old XC stolen from his yard. He was moving things around and left sitting in front of his garage in his driveway for a couple days. Driving home from work he saw it in the back of a truck headed the other direction. Ended up following the guy and calling the cops.