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Yeah, Dem New Fangled Jackets'll never work.
Too many pockets and zippers, stuff'll get lost when ya need it like your socket wrench or spare spark plugs.
Plus with the call of nature ya take off the jacket, then drop your pants, by that time it might be too late! Ever think of that?
Give me my old One Piece I got from Fleet Farm back in 79. One zipper and I'm out there fertilizing mother nature!
Stick with the Tried & True like my 4 Buckle Boots, they'll never let ya down!
And don't get me started on that new Doo Exhume Helmet...
I tried one on it scared the daylights out of me.
First they clamp that rubber mask over my face and then slam shut the lid.
Felt like I was in a coffin for cripes sakes.
I'll keep my old reliable twin stripes, she's saved my noggin a few times when we landed in the pickers!
Plus the open face lets me smoke my cigar while riding.
You can't do that with dem New Fangled Helmets the young guys are wearing.
Darn Tootin, Johnny Skeptical