Very serious questions....

[dawolf]

So if I use Sea and Snow oil in my sled will it really cause my sled to disintegrate into a smoldering pile of ash, despair, and regret?

What is the best two stroke oil?

If you really hated someone what oil would you wish on them?

If your mother in law needed oil to visit your home which one would you recommend she use?

Which oil will make me more interesting and smell less funny?

 

[ezra]

only if u try using it in a Polaris 800
well I guess that would happen no matter what oil u use.

and from what I have found a high quality hash oil is the cure for all above wows

 

[pirate]

Marvel Mystery Oil in the red can (@_@)

 

[mezz]

only if u try using it in a Polaris 800
well I guess that would happen no matter what oil u use.

and from what I have found a high quality hash oil is the cure for all above wows

You're a trip ezra!! I think you meant woes not wow's, unless you've been sampling! LOL -Mezz

 

[yamahauler]

Buy a four stroke, problem solved

 

[lenny]

So if I use Sea and Snow oil in my sled will it really cause my sled to disintegrate into a smoldering pile of ash, despair, and regret? YES

What is the best two stroke oil? YAMLUBE

If you really hated someone what oil would you wish on them? Sneeze and toes

If your mother in law needed oil to visit your home which one would you recommend she use? I;d suggest she did it out the ground behind my garage where I dump it and dump it directly into the gas tank as a pre mix, gravel, grass, my pee and all!

Which oil will make me more interesting and smell less funny? fish oil

answer above in bold

 

[dawolf]

Buy a four stroke, problem solved

Ah thanks for bringing this up as I own one of these too.

This is my first year with a four stroke and bought it for its perceived reliability when avoiding mother in law visits (snow up north, gotta go.) Much pee and gravel may deter her visits, but I fear she will find a way.

Is it true, as my dealer claims, that if I run anything other than HIS yamalube and special NASA/CIA developed filter put in place by his boy genius $90 an hr., 18 y.o. mechanic, that the sun will stop rotating around a flat earth and life as we know it, will end?

 

[olsmann]

I like to take and put a little dab of the Sea and Snow behind each ear before a big date!

 

[lenny]

ah thanks for bringing this up as i own one of these too.

This is my first year with a four stroke and bought it for its perceived reliability when avoiding mother in law visits (snow up north, gotta go.) much pee and gravel may deter her visits, but i fear she will find a way.

Is it true, as my dealer claims, that if i run anything other than his yamalube and special nasa/cia developed filter put in place by his boy genius $90 an hr., 18 y.o. Mechanic, that the sun will stop rotating around a flat earth and life as we know it, will end?

yes

 

[Hoosier]

I use amsoil because I like the stickers.

 

[indy_500]

Klotz smells the best therefore i need this

 

[MZEMS2]

Remember the old "3 in 1" oil? It came in a small steel squeeze can. That's the stuff buddy! Put that in yer pipe and smoke it

 

[dawolf]

I like to take and put a little dab of the Sea and Snow behind each ear before a big date!

If you'll take my mother in law out on a big date ( and not return her). I'll give you a lifetime supply of SnS. Maybe a bit of that 3n1 oil fer yer pipe to sweeten the deal?