Why does it take 7 min. to make minute rice?

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mr_freeze

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My favorite is the stairwell/fire escape doors in the hotels that state very clearly: "THIS DOOR MUST REMAINED CLOSED AT ALL TIMES". Kind of pointless placing a door there if it is never allowed to be opened.
 
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frnash

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And did'ja ever see those pages (commonly found in gummint publications) that contain the following statement?<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

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booondocker

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Polaris, have yah never heard of a NEW YORK minute??

Too funny, Nash....sort of like the disclaimer about using your snowblower on the roof...a steep roof, eh?

Let's see what the other contributions to this list are....

I know...I just gave blood today after the red cross pleaded with me to donate....and being vet's day and all, I agreed and had to read a binder that was 12 pages long with fine print, (didn't bring my glasses, so I had to hold it out there pretty far, don't yeah know...) and one of the topics in the binder was to define having sex...sos that some people understood, xactly what that is....since even snails know what that is, I guess to give blood you not only have to be dumber than a 5th grader....but perhaps a snail???
 
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indy_500

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on friday i went to walmart to check out the redbox, and there was a grocery cart next to the redbox that was in front of a door that read "do not block door, fire hazard" i could not stop laughing. typical walmart
 
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chords

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Along with the various do's and dont's on the label of a 18oz bottle of mouthwash - -

> REMOVE CAP
 
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ubee

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Might be good for cougar hunting and sledding !!LOL!! The secret to Cabela's MTP Series underwear is a unique process that permanently modifies the polyester fabric to quickly wick moisture away from your body, plus it inhibits bacteria, mold and mildew. Scent Eliminator technology controls the growth of odor-causing bacteria, making this underwear an excellent choice for big-game hunters and outdoor enthusiasts. The fabric delivers maximum freedom of movement.
 
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bigvin

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<font color="0000ff">Ezra! Man, . . . . . Now I've got coffee out the nose! Amazing how just one little sentence can make ya laugh so hard! Love it!</font>

<font color="0000ff">How about all those TV adds for ANY drug out there that will fix what ails ya, . . . . . But it takes HALF the commercial time just to list the side effects! No thanks, I'll deal with the "original" problem
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tree_acres_camp

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In airplanes there is a control lock on the yoke that will not allow you to operate the controls. It has a placard that reads "REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT" Make you wonder what idiot failed to do this!
 
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yamahauler

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freez...roflmao

Then there is the lady that was driving the RV, put it in cruise and went back to make a sandwich. Ended up crashing into the ditch. See sues and wins and now I believe the RV manual specifically states something like you cannot the leave the wheel even after you put in in cruise as it does not drive itself.

Wonder if she ever made the Darwin awards.
 
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