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  1. gary_in_neenah

    It's a Wisconsin thing

    +50 F/ 10 C Wisconsinites plant gardens +40 F/ 4 C Californians shiver uncontrollably; Wisconsinites sunbathe +35 F/ 2 C Italian cars don't start +32 F/0 C Distilled water freezes +30 F/-1 C You can see your breath Wisconsinites eat ice cream +25 F/-4 C Californians weep pitifully Cats...
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    Edna

    There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an...
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    The New Grocery Store

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    The Packer's New Head Coach

    Looks like they got their man. https://packerswire.usatoday.com/2019/01/07/packers-offer-head-coaching-job-to-titans-oc-matt-lafleur/ https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/01/07/packers-hire-matt-lafleur/
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    Our Family's Second Snowmobile

    Our first snowmobile was a 69 Panther that was under powered and rather unreliable. Dad upgraded two years later with a 72 Panther that purred like a Cat. (No pun intended) Here's a story from SnoGoer and what they had to say about the 72 Arctic Cat...
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    Happy New Years, Everyone!

    Out with the old and In with the new. Personally, 2018 was one of those years with a few highs and a few lows for me. I lost a favorite Uncle but gained a new Nephew. And don't get me started on the Packers Train Wreck...or the Stock Market....both would be good excuses to drink yourself numb...
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    A Christmas Story

    A couple was in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. The wife said "Where are you? You know we have lots to do." He said, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went...
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    when visiting Wisconsin

    I know a guy that was in Green Bay the other day and he saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: “I miss Chicago.” So he broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read, “Hope this helps, Go Packers”!
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    Green Bay's New Head Coach is....

    HELP WANTED; 1265 Lombardi, Green Bay. I was surprised they let McCarthy go during the season, I expected it, but thought it would be after the last game. I think they'll take their time in the interview process, plenty of time for pick o' the litter. I hear the guy at Oklahoma might be ready...
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    The Wooden Horse

    U.S./MEXICO BORDER—The migrant caravan headed for the U.S. has been the center of much controversy, but the problem seems to have solved itself, as the entire caravan has mysteriously disappeared. In other, unrelated, good news, there's now a really cool-looking giant wooden horse sitting right...
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    December 1rst

    Started snowing in the Fox Valley at noon. Big flakes and lots of them. But we're just north of the line where it turns to rain. Think Snow!
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    What will you be riding this winter?

    So let's get things started here. What will you be riding this year? You'll remain anonymous when you vote but if you want to elaborate feel free to add a post. I'll be on my 900 ACE Blizzard this year. Gary
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    The Construction Crew

    A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers...
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    A couple of dates to remember....

    I hate to interrupt our discussions of 4 Strokes, Cannibus, and Sasquatch but here goes; Saturday marks the 43rd anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald on Lake Superior. We all know the story and have all heard the song, I thought it appropriate to give pause to remember the...
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    The Curious Case of Ty Montgomery

    You saw it. I saw it. The whole football world saw it. An inexcusable mistake after an incredibly boneheaded decision. We all watched with horror as Ty Montgomery took the final kickoff in Sunday's thriller between the Packers and the Rams and proceeded to fumble away his team's chance for...
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    Man of the House

    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "Man Of the House, King of the Castle." He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when...
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    Don't be surprised if he's...

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    Down at the VFW

    I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the...
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    13-13-13

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    Too Big, Too Many

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