Kitchen Nightmares

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kb97z

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try melting white choc chips in the microwave w/o a small amount of water..fire and black smoke...ugly and smelly
 
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thunderstruck88

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my husband put jello in the oven thiking it was stuffing that was in the fridge I almost set the whole house on fire by cooking a turkey with a dirty oven lol I need to have Emeril cook for me :)
 
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rp7x

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pre heat

i new a guy that was heeting stp on the stove was not open forgot about it and burned down the house
 
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polarisrider1

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My neighbor was "Warming up" all his spray paint cans on top of his ventless heater in his pole barn. Blew a hole thru the roof of the barn as the cans launched and caught his dog on fire who was sleeping next to it. His Insurance Co. came over to ask me about his mental stability. Oh! and the dog is all right he just looks a little funny without his eyebrows.
 
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booondocker

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Good grief.....for all those who put entries on this thread...please do everyone a favor and DO NOT BREED....

Heating pressurized cans?? Grilled cheese directly on the burner???

My my....so many babies dropped on their heads....
 
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thunderstruck88

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watching iron chef america here and I wish Paula deen would be on I love her and all her butter I'd rather die with a smile on my face then die sad THINK FUDGE!!!!!!!
 
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polarisrider1

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harvest1121 said:
I wanted to watch it tonight but it was not on they have Fringe on was it on in Michigan?
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They moved it to Friday at 9pm in MI. What is with TV nowadays? No set seasons, dates always changing? I have all but given it up. Netflix is the way to go. watched Showtime series "Weeds" from 9pm until 5:30am this mourning. Guess I am all geeked up about leaving for Togwotee.
 
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nic

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This thread is hilarious. I can totally see mosquito (or my husband) trying to cook a grilled cheese directly on the burner. And 'sometimes even the slowest buffalo gets away' was the icing on the cake. My only 'nightmare' happened when I had made a lasagna and was getting it out of the oven- don't know how- but I dropped it- upside down. So the entire thing fell out onto the oven door. I scoopped it back into the pan and it tasted fine- just didn't look so pretty.
Also- I love Chef Ramsey. That moron from 'le bistro' was an idiot. Get over yourself!
 
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maddogg

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My wife left a tea kettel on the burner while she was doing laundry. Forgot about it and welded it right ont the metal coil.

I've dumped a couple of pizzas over in the oven.

Silver etching on a coffe cup in the mircwave will start a fire.

This onw is the best (for me). I was throwing a surprise party for my wife and was cooking dinner for a number of guests. Well I ran out of burners so decided I could just bring in the good 'ole Coleman stove from the camping gear and warm some more things up. Happened to be a little gas leak on the pressure can that started on fire. I eneded up with a black countertop and a little fire extinguisher chalk all over. Soft scrub did remove the marks though - I was amazed.

Who would have thought that out door use only just wasnt a suggestion.
 
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jroz

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My EX brother in law thought it would be smart to deep fry a turkey on my deck. AND, my EX and her sister started my brand new Weber gas grill on fire by loading it with chicken and not watching it. Who says the garden hose can't be used as a fire hose?
 
indy_500

indy_500

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if you ever wanna blow up spray paint cans, get them at wal-mart. 96 cents for black or white spray paint!
 
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