The 'experts' can't agree either. Some say wear a mask some say don't bother. Some say you develop antibodies and others don't know. The 'experts' don't know any more than we lowly sheep. …
But at least our self-designated "very stable genus", all knowing, all seeing
expert-physician-virologist-in chief, Jim Jones, (er… What's-his-name?), has prescribed the cure that has eluded all of the other "ex-spurts". So, welcome to Jonestown, 2020.
Drink the
Kool-Aid ( actually it was
"Flavor Aid" ), or inject the Lysol, and then sing along:
From 1959 Tom Lehrer, (click →)
"We Will All Go Together When We Go". (YootToob video, 3min. + 26 sec.)
A different time, a different threat, but it seems so appropriate!
Then, after all the dust settles, the few hundred 'mericans that's left can all migrate to da nort' woods and go back to homesteading and living off the land.
The air will be clearer, the polar ice sheets will stop melting, and all will "Live Happily Ever After" (Or until the next time.)