Dear Mother Nature:

bigvin

New member
I sure wish I could post pictures on here,...
I had someone try USING all the examples,... but somehow
my computer or whatever is not allowing me,.. other wise i would
have the wifey take a mini movie of me doing a snow angel or
something in the inch we ever get,... Wow! now there would
be a SIGHT!

NOT!

Maybe IBENDWIRE can take a spin up and we can take turns
burning the boggie wheels off the old '71 going around the yard
or something?

I see there are warnings out for the Western side (Groomerdriver's Area) for
the whopping 1 to 3!!!

Woodtic,...3 feet in April,... sledding in shorts! for one day,...
No thanks,... but what the heck.

THIS BLOWS!!!

(Litterally!!!)

oh well.
 
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bigvin

New member
Brotha,

I had to chuckle,..... Sure Enough! Looking better for you now!! and for ME???
If ya look at the NOAA's nice pretty colored map of warnings and all their nice
words of wisdom,...Marinette and Oconto Counties as of 3:30pm CST have NO COLOR
LOL!!!! and now are calling for that beautiful phrase known as "Wintery Mix" and "Drizzle"
With temperatures rising through the night,.... THEN,....Falling!!!,......
A Mother Nature's Roller Coaster of Vin's Magic Love! :)

I can hear her singin' to me Groomerdriver,.....
OH VINNIE!!!!!
Stick it to him,...Stick it to him,....Stick it to him,....
Push it,...Push it real good!
Ugh.

Ya, you can ship me a gallon of 2% Morning Glory and a package of
Nutter Butter Peanut Butter Sandwich cookies,....
That 30lbs I just lost could use a good reminder of the good old days!!!!

I looked at Johns extended Graphic! That made me chuckle also!
it is like,.... lets see now,... Mother Nature does not allow any snow here,....
so,... I'll just take a half dollar,... and,... draw a circle around,... THIS AREA!!!!!
Too Funny!

Hey Mother Nature,.... I'm gonna hire Country Music singer Aaron Tippin to come
over and sing KISS THIS just for you. (I'm going to re-write some of the lyrics of course)
But I figure,... with his Nasaly whining voice belting out that song,... and Me and the rest
of the sledders from this area doing the snow dance to the groove,...(flipping you off of course)
That ought to rattle your chains enough to dump a seasons worth on the WHOLE MIDWEST
that will last through MAY!

You know,...
Tick off all the Golfers!!!!
HE HE HE (sorry boys) (you've got the rest of the summer)

Hope your forecast explodes to 6 to 8 NW of me,....
I get out of work at 5:30am,...
Hope I can fire up the John Deere and plow some,....
if not,...I'll be putting myself in a sugar coma from dem cookies and milk!!!!

BRING IT!!!!!!!
 

groomerdriver

New member
Cookies and milk are on the way.....with a little something extra that Gramma ordered! ;)

Well, as USUAL, the 3-6" has turned into 1"...MAYBE 1.5" if I feel like being generous, which I don't of course! Those NWS guys should just forecast "a dusting to a foot" and call it good.

Going to one club meeting tonite and another tomorrow night. What will we talk about?....nothing probably. I'll be hugging the groomers both nights saying ...."c'mon baby, just you and me!"
 
Yea, it is what it is this winter. It just wasn't meant to be I guess. But I'm a Southern Wi snowmobiler for 45yrs now give or take a year or two. I'm kinda used to these winters every once in awhile. I'm sure next year will be better. I guess if I was sitting on a 12-13 thousand dollar sled I would be a little more upset, but owning a 17yr old Polaris Ultra witch is in pristine condition by the way, if I can ride fine, if not oh well. I'll ride it next year. Sure I love the sport and could trailer North, but I don't like being ridiculed for having and older sled which I have been when I've been up there. So I'll just stick to being a Southern Wi snowmobiler.
 

bigvin

New member
OH GLORY DAYS!!!
OH FLAMING STICKS OF CINNAMON CIDER!! <--(?)

When I got out of work this morning,.... I was soooo Happy!
Soooo Happy to SCRAPE OFF the 1/8" of ICE/GLUE from the nice
light mist falling from the skies above in the 15 degree early morning
air. Ahh,.... the joys of breaking another plastic scraper and ripping
open the knuckles at 5:50 AM :)

Way to place that deer in the middle of the road also Mother Nature,...
as my "Good Up To 35 below Zero" purple washer fluid was turning to slush
on my way out also! Good thing the old Chevy is tough! Just missed 'er!

But the guy behind me didn't!

Oh,.. Ya did give me a good dusting though back at the homestead ...
Yeppers! A Good 1.25" with a nice glaze going,...
So I stayed up to clean off the drive so the Mrs. and Youngin' wouldn't mess it all
up with the nice 2 degree days you have coming up!

Oh,... and thanks for scaring the BaJeepers out of me too,... by having the FIRST mouse
(actually a tiny mole)I have seen in the out garage ever,.... scamper in front of me as I reached for the shovel.
I am sure if THAT was caught on video for the guys on here,... they'd be playing over and over and over,...NICE,..
(whatever,....)

So,...The winds picked up REAL Good,...Yep,... Push them winds Mother Nature,...
Push it Real Good,.... Whip that mist right in my face,...makes that grey beard feel niiiiccce :)
Then when I got finished,... I HAD TO!
YES!!!!

Walked over,...Took the sled dolly wheels off the Renegade,... (though I was thinking of burning up the boggies
on the old '71 Ibendwire! I really was,....) and,... Fired up the mother 4-stroke!
There she sat,....... all purdy and ready,........
then,....
I carefully,...so as not to chew up my crusty rotten 2 acres of yard,.....
drove it around like a 4yr old on Christmas morning! Oh Boy! Look at Me Crazy Neighbor Lady!
Look at Me Mr. Feedmill truck driving by,... Look at ME!!!! carefully making a Left turn very very slowly,..
so my new carbides don't chew up the brown frozen tundra located only 1.25 inches below this newly
given gift!!!! Oh man,........
Amazing how quickly 1.2 miles gets put on and going around the house gets boring.
So I put it back in the garage,... and the sled says to me,...
OMG! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME????
I turn back and look at that beautiful black piece of almost 13K paid off sitting there gleaming at me,...
and say,... Yup. that's all ya get. Sorry pal. Talk to the Momma upstairs,......

Went inside, took a 4hr nap,...
here to enjoy the rest of my 1 day off,...
Watching the wind blow the crust off the hedge outside my "office" (fancy name for extra bedroom)
sipping on that 2 litre bottle of homeade special kool aide inside that brown paper bag wrapper
that has "Gramma's Special Treat" written in Sharpie on the outside,... munching on a peanut butter
cookie. Looking at a picture in the paper of some poor sap in New England trying to toss his snow from
his itty bitty shovel over an 8 foot snow bank that will be melted and flooding his basement in 2 weeks!!!
REALLY???

Ah,... living the dream.
What a wierd winter.
Truly is. Worse than the Naked snow dance loonie-bin days Waaaaay back when this site was in
its infancy,....wow,...John was riding the Pol-Cat back then.
I know I will get to the U.P. yet,.. maybe even a couple times for sure,...
But C'mon Mother Nature,...
This is Northeastern Wisconsin,....
Land of Cheese,...
Runny Noses,....
Jeepers eh! What is Up with the 1" clipper stuff once a week and mist and,....

WE NEED SNOW!!!! WE NEED SNOW!!!!
(burp!)
WE NEED SNOW!!!! WE NEED LOTS AND LOTS (burp,..) AND LOTS,...
OF SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shine that Ultra up Junior!,....
'Cuz I'm not done Pizzzing off Mother Nature Yet!
You're going to be riding in June!!!!

And to think,... all I asked for was ONE stinking 14 inch snowfall
in December. That was it.
Can I win the Powerball tonight instead Mother Nature?
Please?
Heck,...I'll Make my own snow!,...Ya,.. thats it!
BigVin Wins Powerball,... Brings snow to who ever wants it!
There ya have it.!!!!
Now THAT sounds like a plan.

Now where did I put that bottle?

Thanks for the goodies Groomerdriver! :)
 

groomerdriver

New member
OH GLORY DAYS!!!
OH FLAMING STICKS OF CINNAMON CIDER!! <--(?)

When I got out of work this morning,.... I was soooo Happy!
Soooo Happy to SCRAPE OFF the 1/8" of ICE/GLUE from the nice
light mist falling from the skies above in the 15 degree early morning
air. Ahh,.... the joys of breaking another plastic scraper and ripping
open the knuckles at 5:50 AM :)

Way to place that deer in the middle of the road also Mother Nature,...
as my "Good Up To 35 below Zero" purple washer fluid was turning to slush
on my way out also! Good thing the old Chevy is tough! Just missed 'er!

But the guy behind me didn't!

Oh,.. Ya did give me a good dusting though back at the homestead ...
Yeppers! A Good 1.25" with a nice glaze going,...
So I stayed up to clean off the drive so the Mrs. and Youngin' wouldn't mess it all
up with the nice 2 degree days you have coming up!

Oh,... and thanks for scaring the BaJeepers out of me too,... by having the FIRST mouse
(actually a tiny mole)I have seen in the out garage ever,.... scamper in front of me as I reached for the shovel.
I am sure if THAT was caught on video for the guys on here,... they'd be playing over and over and over,...NICE,..
(whatever,....)

So,...The winds picked up REAL Good,...Yep,... Push them winds Mother Nature,...
Push it Real Good,.... Whip that mist right in my face,...makes that grey beard feel niiiiccce :)
Then when I got finished,... I HAD TO!
YES!!!!

Walked over,...Took the sled dolly wheels off the Renegade,... (though I was thinking of burning up the boggies
on the old '71 Ibendwire! I really was,....) and,... Fired up the mother 4-stroke!
There she sat,....... all purdy and ready,........
then,....
I carefully,...so as not to chew up my crusty rotten 2 acres of yard,.....
drove it around like a 4yr old on Christmas morning! Oh Boy! Look at Me Crazy Neighbor Lady!
Look at Me Mr. Feedmill truck driving by,... Look at ME!!!! carefully making a Left turn very very slowly,..
so my new carbides don't chew up the brown frozen tundra located only 1.25 inches below this newly
given gift!!!! Oh man,........
Amazing how quickly 1.2 miles gets put on and going around the house gets boring.
So I put it back in the garage,... and the sled says to me,...
OMG! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME????
I turn back and look at that beautiful black piece of almost 13K paid off sitting there gleaming at me,...
and say,... Yup. that's all ya get. Sorry pal. Talk to the Momma upstairs,......

Went inside, took a 4hr nap,...
here to enjoy the rest of my 1 day off,...
Watching the wind blow the crust off the hedge outside my "office" (fancy name for extra bedroom)
sipping on that 2 litre bottle of homeade special kool aide inside that brown paper bag wrapper
that has "Gramma's Special Treat" written in Sharpie on the outside,... munching on a peanut butter
cookie. Looking at a picture in the paper of some poor sap in New England trying to toss his snow from
his itty bitty shovel over an 8 foot snow bank that will be melted and flooding his basement in 2 weeks!!!
REALLY???

Ah,... living the dream.
What a wierd winter.
Truly is. Worse than the Naked snow dance loonie-bin days Waaaaay back when this site was in
its infancy,....wow,...John was riding the Pol-Cat back then.
I know I will get to the U.P. yet,.. maybe even a couple times for sure,...
But C'mon Mother Nature,...
This is Northeastern Wisconsin,....
Land of Cheese,...
Runny Noses,....
Jeepers eh! What is Up with the 1" clipper stuff once a week and mist and,....

WE NEED SNOW!!!! WE NEED SNOW!!!!
(burp!)
WE NEED SNOW!!!! WE NEED LOTS AND LOTS (burp,..) AND LOTS,...
OF SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shine that Ultra up Junior!,....
'Cuz I'm not done Pizzzing off Mother Nature Yet!
You're going to be riding in June!!!!

And to think,... all I asked for was ONE stinking 14 inch snowfall
in December. That was it.
Can I win the Powerball tonight instead Mother Nature?
Please?
Heck,...I'll Make my own snow!,...Ya,.. thats it!
BigVin Wins Powerball,... Brings snow to who ever wants it!
There ya have it.!!!!
Now THAT sounds like a plan.

Now where did I put that bottle?

Thanks for the goodies Groomerdriver! :)

Poetry! Sheer Poetry of a Genius!

Gramma says you're welcome! :)

Oh and BTW - our 3-6" ended up at a generous 1.5".

Tonight's club meeting was cancelled. Too many board members on "vacation". Anybody read my trail pass post about some clubs saying "we don't care, it's to late"?.....this club obviously doesn't care to hold any type of a meeting. Wonder what the few folks thought after they walked up to the building expecting to have a beer or two and have a meeting and were greeted with darkness......
 
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Woodtic

Active member
I love your posts, big vin. The weird thing is,the song that plays in my head after reading your ramblings??? Dear MR fantasy play us a tune,something to make us all happy. ,!??!!!
 

bigvin

New member
Too funny bro!
Thanks,....
I ramble just as I do when ya see me in person! :)
Tells it like it is!

And I tell ya,...
I just got in from putting tomorrows garbage out by the road before I hit the hay,...
(I actually went in for 12hrs of DAY shift today!) (oh yippee!)
and let me tell ya,....
IT IS CCCCCOOLLLLDDDD OUT!
but not as cold as it is going to be for the weekend!

I am actually going to try to load the sled up tomorrow and head a bit
NW and unload to get some miles on!!!
unless something wrecks my plans as usual.

Looked at the Long Range,....
Oh Mother Nature,....
You are Nothing but a big old Hemoroid on the,.....
Well,.....
The atmospheric bubble dome forbids snow for my area I guess.

Unlike Groomerdrivers club,... I see MY club has extended their system and put
up some nice new signs,... even have a nice new crossing across the Peshtigo River!!
But no snow to celebrate it. East side of town by the Harley shop is almost completely
bare, Sad. People here have Cabin Fever X20,... going Bonkers,...
Same old Same old forever it seems.

You keep planning your next escape Woodtic,...
I'll keep Pizzing off Mother Nature!

I'm calling Groomerdrivers Gramma for a refill!
~out!

:)
 

groomerdriver

New member
Our club cancels the meeting yesterday and today I hear our county is opening tomorrow Friday at noon. Vin, you could trailer over here and ride on rocks, dirt and leaves. Grmma might have something REAL special for ya!
 

bigvin

New member
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! MOTHER NATURE :)

Do you like the flowers we all picked out for you?
Are the chocolates sweet enough?

What's that?

The chocolates seem to have jalopeno seasoning in them?
and you're allergic to those flowers???
Would you like some water?
?????
Here ya go,....
What?

It's Frozen?

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MOTHER NATURE!
:)

Great forecast for the rest of next week by the way,...
Lets see,... No snow through the 21st of FEBRUARY???
Cold and Windy?
NICE.

Have another chocolate.
 

Woodtic

Active member
You may not want to read this Big Vin. Just saw a full shelf of Sumer Shandy at the local beer store. Oh the shame.....
 

bigvin

New member
You may not want to read this Big Vin. Just saw a full shelf of Sumer Shandy at the local beer store. Oh the shame.....

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(o) (o) (o) (o) (o) (o)
(o) (o) (o) (o) (o) (o)
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^
Der be a case for ya Woodtic!
Oh the shame for sure!,......

Just like the price hike in gasoline because they're switching
over to "summer-blend" in February!
I'm gonna blame THAT one on Mother Nature Too!!!!!

Drink up!
:)
 

bigvin

New member
BBBBBrrrrrrr~~~~
You sure have a cccccooolldd shoulder there Mother Nature!
LOL!
but seriously,...

8" inches of snow predicted for Nashville tomorrow?
E I G H T inches in NASHVILLE TENNESSEE??
You have got to be kidding me?
as I put my guitar in its case and get ready to go in to work,...
THAT,... That right there is REALLY sticking it to Me. :)
Wow!

wow.

bbbbbbrrrrrrrr~~~~~~~~~~~
 

eagle1

Well-known member
Vin, move south, like waaay south.
You could be a shirtless crooner millionaire signing about the shandy, sand and su..........oh wait, never mind, been done already.
Well probably wouldn't work anyways without mother nature creating those creative juices for you. :eek:
 

bigvin

New member
Eagle, thats where I will vacation WHEN I make the millions!
But for now,.....Mother Nature Needs ME :)

Oh,... and she,....

ugh.
 
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