Having to get up in the middle of the night to pee.
I had no idea my wife had an account here.
People who cluck and talk at the same time. "You wanna go to dinner?" "Dinner...<cluck cluck cluck>" What is that? Some sort of morse code?
Roadside memorials. Hey, I don't drive in your cemetery! And did you notice that it's only the Christians? Jews and Muslims don't crash?
Not mine. Name that comedian.